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Kids Are Quick - Humor

Kids are quick (1)

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

Kids are quick (2)

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. 

Kids are quick (3)

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'


TEACHER: No, that's wrong.

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Kids are quick (4)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Kids are quick (5)

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.


Kids are quick (6)

TEACHER: Glenn, why do you always get so dirty?

GLENN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Kids are quick (7)

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie.....always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right...'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

Kids are quick (8)

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie,do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Kids are quick (9)

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.

Kids are quick (10)

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

 Kids are quick (11)

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher


We hope these light-hearted jokes cheered you up a little.  Be sure to see more "education-related" humor in the HUMOR section of Stories. They're funny, too!