Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated. The perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here… that is the end of the joke.
Men keep reading.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
Men Only… Keep reading.
By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading… this illustrates another point: “Women never listen.”
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More Questions About Christmas
Q: If Santa doesn’t have to age, then why has he become old?
A: He only appears to be old. He’s an undercover kid.
Q: How can a sleigh possibly fly through the air?
A: If you were being pulled by eight flying reindeer, wouldn’t you fly too?
Q: Why do reindeer have red noses?
A: They are not equipped with ABS and thus tend to bump into things on slippery surfaces. This is why Santa is often seen with a red nose (the sleigh doesn’t have an airbag, either).
Q: Why do we wish people a “Merry Christmas” instead of a “Happy Christmas”?
A: The two are about the same, but with “Merry Christmas” an extra twinkle is seen in the eyes.
Q: Why is a Christmas tree that has been chopped down called a “live Christmas tree?”
A: It’s dead but doesn’t know it, and yet it’s having the time of its life.
Q: How many gifts can Santa Claus’s bag hold?
A: One less than infinity. Why one less? Because there’s a limit to everything.
Q: Is there really a Mrs. Santa Claus?
A: The best way to know for sure is to ask Santa Claus next time you see him.
Q: Why do we hear so many bells at Christmas time?
A: Because so many people ring them.
Q: Why do so many people ring bells at Christmas time?
A: For the poor, for the joy, and because a bell can say what words can’t say.
Q: What can’t words say?
A: The moment you wake up on Christmas morning, listen carefully. You may hear then what words can’t say.