Inspire 21

Humor & Laughter

Happy laughing girls reading humorous quotes

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!” — Mae West

“Keep Laughing! As long as youÕre laughing, you still have hope.” — Moe Howard – The Three Stooges

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” — Mark Twain

“Life is tough. It’s even tougher when you’re stupid.” — John Wayne

“You want it when?” — Unknown

“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.” — Unknown

“Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.” — Unknown

“Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.” — Unknown

“Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and before you realize what’s wrong with it.” — Unknown

“When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot, hang on and swing!” — Leo Buscaglia

“In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.” — Paul Harvey

“The best way to save face is to keep the lower part SHUT.” — Nathan J. Matteson

“What you see is what you get!” — Flip Wilson

“Prices are subject to change according to our customer’s attitude.” — Unknown

“To his dog, every man is Napoleon: hence the constant popularity of dogs.” —  Aldous Huxley

“Be nice to Nerds. Chance are you’ll end up working for one.” — Unknown

“CHEER UP! 10 Years from now you won’t even think about it!” — Unknown

“If you want an ARGUMENT, pick a better subject.” — Unknown

“Act as if you were already happy and that will tend to make you happy.” — Dale Carnegie

“If momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.” — Unknown

“If your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will be your down fall.” — Unknown

“Sometimes people forget how much they don’t know.” — Van Orden

“The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.” — Lord Chesterfield

“Paradise… wish we were here!” — General

“It’s easier to get forgiveness than permission.” — Unknown

“When you’re short handed, give me a call!” — Sentiment

“Live well, Love much, Laugh often.” — Unknown

“You’re Invited to a Party! Baby Crib – 2AM – Join Us!” — Funny Invitation

“Some people are so broke they can’t even pay attention.” — Unknown

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