If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I’d choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and guts — that’s what rednecks are made of. I hope I’m one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya’ll know who ya’ are…
You might be a Redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, “One Nation, Under God.”
You might be a Redneck if: You’ve never protested about seeing the “10 Commandments” posted in public places.
You might be a Redneck if: You still say “Christmas” instead of “Winter Festival.”
You might be a Redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a Redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a Redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a Redneck if: You’d give your last dollar to a friend.
You might be a Redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a Redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a Redneck if: You’ve never burned an American flag.
God Bless America… and the rest of the world… everyone needs it… not just Rednecks!