Humor
Husbands and Wives
Funny marriage jokes about husbands and wives, from naming a wife's favorite flower at a seminar to settling who makes the morning coffee with the Bible.
Collection · 10 stories
Funny Marriage Stories
Funny marriage stories and jokes about husbands and wives, plus a few sweet love stories about long marriages. Clean enough to read at an anniversary party or a couples' class.
Humor
The Husband Store
Humor
2 Doilies
Humor
25 Pearls Of Wisdom
Faith
Why Go To Church
Family
Being A Mother
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Healing & Hope
Good Morning, I Love You
Sports
Coach John Wooden
About this collection
Funny stories about marriage for anyone who has shared a bathroom, a checkbook and a thermostat with the same person for years. They’re clean and short, made for an anniversary toast, a couples’ Sunday school class or reading out loud to your spouse.
Start with Husbands and Wives, our most-read page of marriage jokes, then visit The Husband Store, where a woman shopping for the perfect man learns the hard way. In The Great Pettibone Wedding Weather Debate, a couple married 55 years still can’t agree on what the weather was at their wedding, and 25 Pearls of Wisdom packs housework, money and marriage into one-liners.
For the sweeter side of a long marriage, 2 Doilies reveals what a wife kept in a shoe box for more than 60 years, and Being a Mother begins with a wife asking her husband to take another woman to dinner. For more, see Funny Stories for Seniors or our love and friendship section.