This is a “wear your seatbelt” ad from the UK. It was made in 2010 by some dude who was not hired to do it. But, because the cause is important to him, he came up with the idea. It’s now being hailed around the world as a beautiful and …
Read More »The Porch
A blonde teenage girl, wanting to earn some extra money for the Summer, decided to hire herself out as a ‘handy-woman’ and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her …
Read More »Cops & Teachers
These are actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!) 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your …
Read More »Plane Conversation
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane, and he turned to her and asked, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.” The little girl, who was drawing some pictures, replied to the total stranger, …
Read More »Think You’re Having A Bad Day?
True Story – An article from the Miami Herald, June 1998 A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio while his wife worked in the kitchen. He was gunning the engine when the bike somehow lurched forward with the man still holding on. The bike crashed through the …
Read More »The Seed
A successful Christian business man was growing old and knew it was time to chose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together. “It is …
Read More »The Fox and the Grapes
One afternoon, a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from a lofty branch. “Just the thing to quench my thirst,” he thought. Taking a couple of steps back, the fox jumped and just missed the hanging grapes. The fox tried again but still …
Read More »Dale Carnegie
Dale Carnegie wrote the book on how to treat people in "How To Win Friends and Influence People." In addition to writing, lecturing and public speaking, he founded the Dale Carnegie Learning Institute where tens of thousands have acquired his many skills for success.
Read More »Pocket Taser Stun Gun
This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a small, pink "Pocket Taser" for their anniversary...
Education Quotes
"It is not enough to have a good mind, the main thing is to use it well." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Be wiser than others, if you can, but do not tell them so." -- Lord Chesterfield
"Teachers affect eternity. They never know where their influence stops." -- Henry Adams
"The foundation of every state is the education of its youth." -- Diogenes Laertius
"Education is an ornament in prosperity and a refuge in adversity." -- Aristotle (384 BC-322 BC)
Read More »