Cowboy at the Pearly Gates

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 

‘Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’  St. Peter asked. 

‘Well, I can think of one thing,’ the cowboy offered.  ‘On a trip to the Black Hills out in  South Dakota , I came upon a gang of  Bikers who were threatening a young woman.  I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.  So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and I smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.  Then I yelled, ‘Now, back off… or I’ll  kick the crap out of all of You!’ 

St. Peter  was impressed, ‘When did this happen?’ 

‘Couple of minutes ago.’