sky and grass

No God, No Brain

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom.

The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY : Yes.

TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY : Yes.

TEACHER : Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY : Okay. (He returned a minute later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER : Did you see God?

TOMMY : No.

TEACHER : That’s my point.
We can’t see God because he isn’t there. He doesn’t exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy :
LITTLE GIRL : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY : Yes.

LITTLE GIRL : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY : Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).

LITTLE GIRL : Did you see the sky?

TOMMY : Yessssssssss.

LITTLE GIRL : Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY : Yes.

LITTLE GIRL : Do you see her brain?

TOMMY : No.

LITTLE GIRL :  Then, according to what we were taught in school today…
she must not have one!!

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