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Cowboy at the Pearly Gates

A appeared before at the Pearly Gates. 

‘Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’  St. Peter asked. 

‘Well, I can think of one thing,’ the cowboy offered.  ‘On a to the out in  South Dakota , I came upon a gang of  who were threatening a woman.  I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.  So, I approached the largest and most tattooed and I smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.  Then I yelled, ‘Now, back off… or I’ll  kick the crap out of all of You!’ 

St. Peter  was impressed, ‘When did this happen?’ 

‘Couple of minutes ago.’

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