fisherman looking at a frog

The Talkin’ Frog

Tom is 71years and loves to

Tom was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 

‘Pick me up.’

He looked around and couldn’t see anyone. 

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,

‘Pick me up.’ 

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

Tom said, ‘Are you talking to me?’

The frog said, ‘Yes, I’m talking to you.
Pick me up… then, me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

I’ll make sure that all your are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!’

Tom looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

The frog said, ‘What, are you ? Didn’t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.’

Tom opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,  

‘Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.’

With age comes

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