Anniversary dinner table

50th Anniversary Celebration

Anniversary Mom and Dad,” gushed son number one. ‘Sorry I'm running . I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have to get you a gift.” 

“Not to worry,” said the father. “The important thing is that we're all together today.”

Son number two arrived and announced, “You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los  Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you.”

“It's nothing,” said the father. “We're glad you were able to come.”

Just then the arrived. “Hello and Happy Anniversary! I'm sorry, but my is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything.”

After they had finished dessert, the father said, 

“There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married.”

The three children gasped and all said, “You mean we're bastards?”

“Yep,” said the father. “And cheap ones too.”

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