“Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,” gushed son number one. ‘Sorry I’m running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn’t have time to get you a gift.” “Not to worry,” said the father. “The important thing is that we’re …Read More »
Apparently the following answers were offered by British students in the public examinations set for 15 year olds.
Define the word “monotony.”
Monotony is being married to the same person all your life.
Use the word “judicious” in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
What does the word “benign” mean?
Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
People over 40 should be dead.Read More »
A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. This is amazing and brought tears of laughter to my eyes.Read More »