Fries and a double burger

It’s been a tough year

The is so bad… 

I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked,  “Can you afford fries with that?”

I got a ‘pre-declined’ credit card in the mail.

CEO’s are now playing miniature .

If the bank returns your check marked  “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Burger King is now selling the 1/4 ouncer.

in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their ’s names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!!   The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social , retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan… when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

But… not everyone is as lucky as I am.

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