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Self-Quarantine

In these strange times of self-quarantining, like many others are during this world-wide novel coronavirus pandemic, we must bite our lips and endure…

Day 1 – I can do this!! Got enough food and to last a month! 

Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last 

Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who knew?? 

Day 4 – 8:00pm.  Removed my day pajamas and put on my night pajamas. 

Day 5 – Today, I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as jello shots!! 

Day 6 – I get to take the garbage out. I’m so excited, I can’t decide what to wear! 

Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!! 

Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal.  I have no clue how this place is still in business! 

Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going bar hopping. 

Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a today. Seems nice. He’s a web designer. 

Day 11 – is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?” 

Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel. 

Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face. 

Day 14 – Watched the birds over a worm. The Cardinals led the Blue Jays 3–1. 

Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month? 

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