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Advice for anyone moving to Georgia

1. Save all bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.

2. If you do run your car into a ditch, don’t panic. Four men in the of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don’t try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they for.

3. Remember: “Y’all” is singular. “All y’all” is plural. “All y’all’s” is plural possessive.

4. Get used to the phrase “It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity”. And the collateral phrase “You call this hot? Wait’ll August.”

5. Don’t tell us how you did it up there. Nobody cares.

6. If you think it’s too hot, don’t worry. It’ll cool down-in December.

7. A Mercedes-Benz is not a status symbol, a Chevy, Dodge, or Ford is.

8. If someone says they’re “fixin” to do something, that doesn’t mean anything’s broken.

9. The of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but the availability of shade.

10. If you are driving a slower moving vehicle, on a two lane road pull onto the shoulder that is called “courtesy”.

11. BBQ is a group. It does NOT mean grilling burgers and hot dogs outdoors.

12. Yes, weddings, funerals, and divorces must take into account for Georgia Bulldog Football games. (“Go Dawgs! 🐾 “)

13. Everything is better with Ranch dressing.

14. DO NOT honk your horn at us to be obnoxious, we will sit there until we die.

15. We pull over and stop for emergency vehicles to pass.

16. We pull over for processions, turn our music off and men remove hats or caps. Some people put their hand over their .

17. “Bless your Heart” is a nice way of saying you’re an idiot.

18. No mater what kind : Sprite, Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew… it isn’t called soda or pop. It is all called Coke.

19. There will always be a on the two lane when you are running late, so allow time for that.

20. If you don’t like the in Georgia, wait 15 minutes, it will change.

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