A man was driving along the motorway when he saw two penguins standing in the hard shoulder. They looked lost, so he picked them up and put them in the backseat of his car. He then goes to the petrol station to fill up and whilst he is there the attendant notices the penguins in the back seat.
He says to the man, “What are those two penguins doing in the back of your car?”
The man says, “I found them on the road and they looked lost, so I picked them up”
“You should take them to the zoo,” replied the attendant.
“What a good idea,” said the man, and then paid for his petrol and drove off.
The next day he went to the same petrol station and the same attendant serves him and notices the penguins are still in the car. He says to the man, “I thought I told you to take them to the zoo?”
The man replies, “I did… they loved it… and now I’m going to take them to the movies!”