Male vs Female

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male… The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female… Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male… Playing without  a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female… A desire to get married and a .
Male… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female… A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male… Anything that can be done while drinking .

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female… An  embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING (may-king luv) n.
Female… The   expression of intimacy a couple can .
Male… Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female… A  device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device  for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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