25 Pearls Of Wisdom
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February 23, 2010
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- If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out.
- Age is a high price for maturity.
- Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you have never tried before.
- My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
- It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government programme.
- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
- Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
- A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.
- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
- Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
- Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
- Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
- By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
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