“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!” — Mae West
“Keep Laughing! As long as youÕre laughing, you still have hope.” — Moe Howard – The Three Stooges
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” — Mark Twain
“Life is tough. It’s even tougher when you’re stupid.” — John Wayne
“You want it when?” — Unknown
“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.” — Unknown
“Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.” — Unknown
“Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.” — Unknown
“Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and before you realize what’s wrong with it.” — Unknown
“When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot, hang on and swing!” — Leo Buscaglia
“In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.” — Paul Harvey
“The best way to save face is to keep the lower part SHUT.” — Nathan J. Matteson
“What you see is what you get!” — Flip Wilson
“Prices are subject to change according to our customer’s attitude.” — Unknown
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon: hence the constant popularity of dogs.” — Aldous Huxley
“Be nice to Nerds. Chance are you’ll end up working for one.” — Unknown
“CHEER UP! 10 Years from now you won’t even think about it!” — Unknown
“If you want an ARGUMENT, pick a better subject.” — Unknown
“Act as if you were already happy and that will tend to make you happy.” — Dale Carnegie
“If momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.” — Unknown
“If your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will be your down fall.” — Unknown
“Sometimes people forget how much they don’t know.” — Van Orden
“The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.” — Lord Chesterfield
“Paradise… wish we were here!” — General
“It’s easier to get forgiveness than permission.” — Unknown
“When you’re short handed, give me a call!” — Sentiment
“Live well, Love much, Laugh often.” — Unknown
“You’re Invited to a Party! Baby Crib – 2AM – Join Us!” — Funny Invitation
“Some people are so broke they can’t even pay attention.” — Unknown