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The Power of a Badge

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but don’t go in that field over there," as he points out the location. ÔÇ¿ÔÇ¿

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.  "See this badge?  This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish… On ANY land.  No asked or answers given.  Have I made myself clear?  Do you understand?" ÔÇ¿ ÔÇ¿

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. ÔÇ¿ÔÇ¿

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer for his chased by the rancher’s big Santa Gertrudis . ÔÇ¿ÔÇ¿

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he’ll get gored  before he reaches safety.  The officer is clearly terrified.

The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs. ÔÇ¿ÔÇ¿"Your badge… Show him your BADGE! "

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