Virgina mountain tops at sunset

Balance in all things

was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him resting on the seventh day .

He inquired, “Where have you been?”

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.”

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it?”

“It’s a planet,” replied God, “and I’ve put life on it. I’m going to call it and it’s going to be a place to test Balance.”

“Balance?” inquired Michael, “I’m still .”

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.

“For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.

Over here I’ve placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people.

Balance in all things.”

God continued pointing to different countries.

“This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.”

The Archangel , impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a land area and said, “What’s that one?”

“That’s , the most glorious place on earth.

There are beautiful , rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills and plains.

The people from Virginia are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to travel the world.

They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace and producers of good things.”

Michael gasped in and admiration, but then asked, “But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance.”

God smiled, “Right next to Virginia is Washington , D.C. Wait till you see the idiots I put there.”



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