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Answering Machine Messages

Telephone and Answering Machine


    •    Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry – I have plenty of money.
    •    Hi, I’m not home right now, but my answering machine is. So, can you talk to it instead?

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