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The Expensive Headache

Joe’s had headaches.

The doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.  The bad news is that it will require castration.  

You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one of a headache.” The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles. 

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered  if he had anything  to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.  

When he left the hospital, he was without a  headache for the first time in 20 , but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he  realized that he felt like a different person.  He could make a new beginning and live a new life.  

He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, “That’s what I need… A new suit.” He entered the shop and told the salesman, “I’d like a new suit.” 

The elderly tailor eyed him  briefly and said, “Let’s see…size 44 long.”

Joe laughed, “That’s right, how did you  know?” 

‘Been in the business 60 years!’ the tailor replied. 

Joe tried on the suit; it fitted perfectly.  

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, “How about a new shirt?” 

Joe thought for a moment and then said, “Sure.”

 The salesman eyed Joe and said, “Let’s see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.” 

Joe was surprised, “That’s right, how did you know?” 

“Been in the business 60 years.”  

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fitted perfectly.  

Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, “How about some new underwear?” 

Joe thought for a moment and said, “Sure.”

The salesman said, “Let’s  see… size 36.” 

Joe laughed, “Ah ha! I got you, I’ve worn a size 34 since I was 18 years .” 

The salesman shook his head, “You can’t wear a size 34.  A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base  of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.”  

New suit   – $400 
New shirt – $36  
New underwear – $6 
Second  opinion –   PRICELESS   

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