Inspirational and Inspiring Gifts


No God, No Brain

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom.

The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?


TOMMY : Yes.


TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?


TOMMY : Yes.


TEACHER : Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.


TOMMY : Okay. (He returned a minute later) Yes, I saw the sky.


TEACHER : Did you see God?


TOMMY : No.


TEACHER : That's my point.
We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy :
LITTLE GIRL : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?


TOMMY : Yes.


LITTLE GIRL : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?


TOMMY : Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).


LITTLE GIRL : Did you see the sky?


TOMMY : Yessssssssss.


LITTLE GIRL : Tommy, do you see the teacher?


TOMMY : Yes.


LITTLE GIRL : Do you see her brain?


TOMMY : No.


LITTLE GIRL :  Then, according to what we were taught in school today...
she must not have one!!