April 27, 2020 America, Children, Dialogue, Education, Education, Failure, Humor, Information, Jokes, Lessons, Life, Lists, Perseverance, Police, Services, Stress, Teachers, Wisdom
These are actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!) 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your …
Read More » April 26, 2020 Animals, Bugs and Insects, Cats, Character, Dogs, Education, Education, Elderly, Faith, Farm, Goals, Happiness, Helpful Tips, Horses, Humor, Information, Lessons, Life, Lists, Pets, Religious, Wild, Wisdom
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled. Meanness don’t jes’ happen …
Read More » April 13, 2020 Children, Dialogue, Education, Education, Family, Family, Humor, Lessons, Life, Memories, Mother, Pain, Parent
The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, ”Why didn’t we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?” I replied: “I …
Read More » April 11, 2020 Children, Christianity, Education, Education, Goals, Humor, Lessons, Son
Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can’t even begin to imagine how their mind is working… Little Zachary was doing very badly in math.His parents had tried everything… tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help with his …
Read More » March 22, 2019 Business, Education, Education, Humor, Lessons, Wisdom
His name was Bubba. He was from Mississippi, and he wanted $5,000. So, he walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an International Redneck Festival for two weeks and needed to …
Read More » March 14, 2019 Daughter, Education, Family, Humor, Mother, Religious
A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned …
Read More » March 8, 2019 Children, Dialogue, Education, Humor
TEACHER: Why are you late?STUDENT: Class started before I got here. —- TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.MARIA: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?CLASS: Maria. —- TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to …
Read More » March 6, 2019 Animals, Education, Humor
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told …
Read More » March 6, 2019 Education, Humor
One night four college kids stayed out late, partying and having a good time. They paid no mind to the test they had scheduled for the next day and didn’t study. In the morning, they hatched a plan to get out of taking their test. They covered themselves with grease …
Read More » December 11, 2011 Dialogue, Education, Humor
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. …
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