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Brain Cramps by Famous People

Famous quotes and funny quotes by famous people

Quotes made by famous people without much thought...

On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995. Here's her answer to her question...
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." -- Heather Whitestone

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No God, No Brain

sky and grass

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom.

The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?ÔÇ¿

TOMMY : Yes.

ÔÇ¿TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?ÔÇ¿

TOMMY : Yes.ÔÇ¿

TEACHER : Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.ÔÇ¿

TOMMY : Okay. (He returned a minute later) Yes, I saw the sky.

ÔÇ¿TEACHER : Did you see God?ÔÇ¿

TOMMY : No.ÔÇ¿

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It’s the struggle in life that makes us strong

Author Unknown

A man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared. He sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole.

Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could, and it could go no further.

So the man decided to help the butterfly. He took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining bit of the cocoon.

The butterfly then emerged easily. But it had a swollen body and small, shriveled wings.

The man continued to watch the butterfly because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would enlarge and expand to be able to support the body, which would contract in time.

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