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American Comedian from Minnesota (1968 – 2005)  WARNING: There are some off-color words in these jokes. “I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.” “I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.” “I like rice. …

— Author unknown On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold are a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about …