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American Comedian from Minnesota (1968 – 2005)  WARNING: There are some off-color words in these jokes. “I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.” “I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.” “I like rice. …

There once was a blind woman who hated herself purely because she could not see. The only person she loved was her boyfriend, as he was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, then she would marry him. One day, someone donated a …