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-- By Douglas Malloch

If you can't be a pine on the top of the hill,
Be a scrub in the valley - but be
The best little scrub by the side of the hill;
Be a bush if you can't be a tree.

If you can't be a bush, be a bit of the grass,
Some highway happier make;
If you can't be a muskie, then just be a bass -
But the liveliest bass in the lake!

We can't all be captains, we got to be crew,
There's something for all of us here,
There's big work to do, and there's lesser to do,

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom.

The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?ÔÇ¿

TOMMY : Yes.

ÔÇ¿TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?ÔÇ¿

TOMMY : Yes.ÔÇ¿

TEACHER : Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.ÔÇ¿

TOMMY : Okay. (He returned a minute later) Yes, I saw the sky.

ÔÇ¿TEACHER : Did you see God?ÔÇ¿

TOMMY : No.ÔÇ¿