Inspire 21 Inspiring Words for the 21st Century
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• Eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
• Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker.
• The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
• Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
• Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes and when to say no, and when to say WHOOPPEE!
• How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
• When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, just think of Algebra.
• You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
• I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
• The golden years are really just metallic years: gold in the tooth, silver in your hair, and lead in the rear.
• One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
• Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It is more often a succession of jerks.
• Yeah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
• Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and blind that they don’t recognize you.
• If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are old.
• First, you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
• One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
