A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He had a sign which read: "I am blind. Please Help." There were only a few coins in the hat.
When a man came walking by, he took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. Then he took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words on the back. He put the sign where it was, so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials, in faculty meetings, in the bathroom, and (at the end of the six weeks) have been seen grading in church.
Real teachers cheer when they hear April 1st does not fall on a school day.
Real teachers clutch a pencil while thinking and make notes in the margins of books.
Real teachers can't walk past a crowd of kids without straightening up the line.
Real teachers never sit down without first checking the seat of the chair.
A True Story by Clara Wersterfer Most teens can’t wait to learn to drive. Not so with me. Driving made me nervous. I didn’t get a license until I turned 24 years old. As a result, when I first married, we only had one car and carpooled to work. My …
April 2, 2010Animals, HumorComments Off on Bird Jokes
Parrott Attitude
A young woman named Jessie received a parrot as a gift many years ago. Over time the parrot developed an extremely bad attitude.
It got to the point that every word out of the bird's mouth was rude and obnoxious. Jessie tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else she could think of to 'clean up' the bird's attitude and by then 'foul language.'
You're a 19 year old kid. You're critically wounded, and dying in the jungle in the Ia Drang Valley, 11-14-1965, LZ X-ray, Vietnam. Your infantry unit is outnumbered 8-1, and the enemy fire is so intense, from 100 or 200 yards away, that your own Infantry Commander has ordered the MediVac helicopters to stop coming in.
Abundance & Blessings “Eye has not seen, nor ear heard,Nor have entered into the heart of man, the things which God has prepared for those who love Him.” — 1 Corinthians 2:9 Look beyond the obvious for your blessings — Optical Illusion “Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst …
March 25, 2010L-Z, TruthComments Off on IZ is Honored in Hawai’i
— Author unknown Israel “Iz” Ka╩╗ano╩╗i Kamakawiwo╩╗ole (May 20, 1959 — June 26, 1997) was an Hawaiian musician. Today he is a legend. His last name is pronounced ka-maka-vi-vo-ole. He became famous outside Hawaii when his album Facing Future was released in 1993 with his medley of “Over the Rainbow” …