— Author unknown I was at Walmart last night and heard a loud crash and something shattering. Being nosy, I walked towards the sound and saw some people whispering and looking back to the end of the next aisle. When I walked down that aisle, I saw that an older …
Read More »Actual Complaints Received By “Thomas Cook Vacations” From Dissatisfied Customers
— Becky Day 1. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.” 2. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.” 3. …
Read More »A Man’s Age Determined by a Trip to Home Depot
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house — Mowing the lawn, putting in a new fence, painting the living room or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know …
Read More »Sleepless in America and that’s No (Red) Bull
— By Mark Early From Starbucks, to Red Bull, to No-Doz, Americans are showing signs of addiction to caffeine. Sixty percent of us drink a cup of coffee a day. On average we will drink 52 gallons of soda this year. And Starbucks?they get a whopping $5.3 billion of our …
Read More »Profanity & The Profane
When was the last time you used profanity? Do you think you have that area of your life under control? Well, I have some bad news for you. You may be guilty without even knowing it. Before we can understand whether or not this is true, let’s first explore the …
Read More »Recall Notice
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype unit’s code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction …
Read More »Heart Attacks and Water
How many folks do you know who say they don’t want to drink anything before going to bed because they’ll have to get up during the night. Ask a Doctor why people need to urinate so much at night time. Here’s an answer from my Cardiac Doctor – “Gravity holds …
Read More »You Can Help Prevent a Suicide
EDITOR’S NOTE: In these critical times of the novel coronavirus pandemic, there are people worldwide who are considering suicide. Today, everyone can play a role in Suicide Prevention. Call or Share this toll free number to chat with a lifeline member… 1-800-273-TALK (8255) What is the one thing most people …
Read More »Good Won’t Get You There
By Freda H. Babinski I’m standing there in front of gates like none I’ve ever found They shine like golden ribbons as they glide across the ground I see the stairs that never end how brilliantly they glow I start to climb and realize there’s nothing down below Then suddenly …
Read More »7% Wisdom
This is something we should all read at least once a week. Be sure you read it to the end. — By Regina Brett, 90 years old. Former Writer with The Plain Dealer in Cleveland, Ohio. “To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It …
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