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Puns For the Educated

laughing dog in flowers

1.  King Ozymandias of Assyria ( and Egypt ) was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates , the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. …

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Mitch Hedberg Jokes

American Comedian from Minnesota (1968 – 2005)  WARNING: There are some off-color words in these jokes. “I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.” “I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.” “I like rice. …

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Explaining Death

A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, ‘Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side.’ Very quietly, the doctor said, ‘I don’t know.’ ‘You don’t know? You’re, a Christian man, and don’t know …

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Deaf Wife

A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.    Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.  The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform …

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The Story Of Charlie Coulson

Civil War drummer

I was a surgeon in the United States Army during the Civil War. After the battle of Gettysburg, there were hundreds of wounded soldiers in my hospital. Many were wounded so severely that a leg or an arm, or sometimes both, needed to be amputated.

One of these was a boy who had been in the service for only 3 months. Since he was too young to be a soldier, he had enlisted as a drummer. When my assistants came to give him chloroform before the amputation, he turned his head and refused it. When they told him that it was the doctor's orders, he said, "Send the doctor to me."

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Doctor Tip: Colon Cleansing

Doctor discussing true information with patient

By Dr. D. N. Parkerson Note: This article is very graphic in description and may not be pleasant to read, but it is important and helpful (especially for older folks like me). I personally use Bowtrol,  the product displayed below. Every few years there seems to be a time of …

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