Story written by a 6-year-old
I have been weird. Weirdness is fun to be. I am kind of weird. I am really weird. I am gross. There is no cure for weird. I love being weird. I love kittens. Weird. Weird fun. Birds flew over my head. Being weird is the happiest thing. There is a cure for weird: Just don’t be weird. I am too weird. I just do weird things. It’s terrible to be weird. This is the weirdest day ever. Weird fun is good, but you can’t do it all the time. I think worms are cute, which is weird. Weirdness is okay. It’s okay to be weird. Don’t be weird at all. I am very cool and weird. It is very weird to be in a weird story. I am an adult now. Weirdness is not weird at all.