A sobbing little girl stood near a small church from which she had been turned away because it “was too crowded.” “I can’t go to Sunday School, “she sobbed to the pastor as he walked by. Seeing her shabby, unkempt appearance, the pastor guessed the reason and, taking her by …
Read More »What Teachers Make
He says the problem with teachers is, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?" He reminds the other dinner guests that it's true what they say about teachers:
Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.
I decide to bite my tongue instead of his and resist the temptation to remind the other dinner guests that it's also true what they say about lawyers.
Because we're eating, after all, and this is polite company.
"I mean, you're a teacher, Taylor," he says. "Be honest. What do you make?"
Read More »The Wallet
As I walked home one freezing day, I stumbled on a wallet someone had lost in the street. I picked it up and looked inside to find some identification so I could call the owner. But the wallet contained only three dollars and a crumpled letter that looked as if …
Read More »The Glasses
Mother’s father worked as a carpenter. On this particular day, he was building some crates for the clothes his church was sending to some orphanage in China. On his way home, he reached into his shirt pocket to find his glasses, but they were gone. When he mentally replayed his …
Read More »America’s Singing Troops
Best of America is a page of American tributes, featuring songs and links to articles about the USA and its heros.
4 TROOPS: Singing Soldiers
These soldiers are bridging the gap between armed forces and America through song.
Cemetery Watchman
-- Author unknown
I just wanted to get the day over with and go down to Smokey's. Sneaking a look at my watch, I saw the time, 1655. Five minutes to go before the cemetery gates are closed for the day. Full dress was hot in the August sun. Oklahoma summertime was as bad as ever--the heat and humidity at the same level - both too high.
Read More »Meet Molly
Molly is a grey speckled pony who ÔÇ¿was abandoned by her owners when HurricaneÔÇ¿ Katrina hit southern Louisiana . She spent weeksÔÇ¿ on her own before finally being rescued and taken ÔÇ¿to a farm where abandoned animals were stockpiled.
While there, Molly was attacked by a pit bull terrierÔÇ¿ and almost died. Her gnawed right front leg became ÔÇ¿infected, and her vet went to LSU for help, but ÔÇ¿LSU was overwhelmed, and this pony was a welfare ÔÇ¿case. You know how that goes.ÔÇ¿ÔÇ¿
Read More »Male vs Female
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Because of Love
By Willy Eagle A brother and sister had made their usual hurried, obligatory pre-Christmas visit to the little farm where dwelt their elderly parents with their small herd of horses. The farm was where they had grown up and had been named “Lone Pine Farm” because of the huge pine, …
Read More »Dirty Old Man
An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
Before he went, he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.