More than 150 U.S. law enforcement officers have been killed since 1999, after being struck by vehicles along America's highways, according to the National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial Fund. To lower that deadly toll, a new coalition of traffic safety and law enforcement groups is launching a nationwide public awareness campaign to protect emergency personnel along our nation's roadsides.ÔÇ¿ Failure to obey this law will result in hefty fines and more. Watch this...
Read More »Women Over 40
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.
Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Funny Thoughts
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
The Truth and Humor of Children
Nowhere will you find more truth and humor than the innocence of a child. Read what some children have said when approached with unique situations. ~~~~~~~ While I sat in the reception area of my doctor’s office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As …
Read More »Made in the USA: Spoiled brats
By Craig R. Smith
The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The same magazine that employs Michael (Qurans in the toilets at Gitmo) Isikoff. Here I promised myself this week I would be nice and I start off in this way. Oh what a mean man I am.
Read More »Let’s Roll
A TRUE Story about Todd Beamer's final moments on Flight 93
-- Author unknown
"I don't think we're going to get out of this thing. I'm going to have to go out on faith."
A Military Mother’s Prayer
Church Humor
In his beautiful book, “I Shall Not Want,” Robert Ketchum tells of a Sunday School teacher who asked her group of children if anyone could quote the entire 23rd Psalm. A golden-haired, four-and-a-half-year-old girl was among those who raised their hands. A bit skeptical, the teacher asked if she could …
Read More »Religious Humor 2
God asked Adam, "What's wrong with you?"
Read More »Teachers & School
Teacher Applicant
After being interviewed by the school administration, the teaching prospect said, "Let me see if I've got this right...
You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love for learning.
You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem and personal pride.